First child = Velvety soft highchair cover with an eye-popping chevron pattern; Sesame Street stick-on placemat with engaging educational designs; bright-colored toys that suction to the table and enhance hand-eye coordination; plant-based/hypoallergenic wipes; sippy cup connected to a no-drop leash, filled with purified nursery water; homemade puréed organic sweet potatoes; five extra bibs with catchy little phrases like “My cape is on backwards.”
Second child = Placemat made of unfolded paper napkin; whatever Gerber baby food was on sale; hand-me-down teething toy that managed to survive the three-second rule.
Third child = This.
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Becky
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